Lounge Lizard

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Lounge Lizard

Let me be your one hit wonder,
I promise I won't stay too long.
Before someone steals my thunder,
Let me sing my lounge lizard song.

Let me be your lounge lizard sweetheart,
Let me buy you another beer.
Though I be a little bit creepy,
Believe me darling you've nothing to fear.

We lounge lizards have three instincts,
So the reptile experts say.
First we head for for food and drinks,
Then it's sex and run away.

Let me be your lounge lizard sweetheart,
Let me slither up your leg.
'Cause I'm not too old too crawl,
And I'm not too young to beg.

So you're shocked at my suggestions,
That we make it in my car.
May I ask you just two questions,
What are you doing in my bar?

And might you be my lounge lizard sweetheart?
That's not such a bad thing to be.
Leastways you'll never be lonely,
When you lounge around with me.